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I hate Rich People Until I don't!

Mon, 01/20/2020 - 12:11pm
I know there is a city council run-off. From what I have heard, it is a choice between two Trump supporters. So I say good! Sorta. One of them though - Claudia Rodriguez - was arrested for plying minors with alcohol. Which upsets me. Because why did no woman ply... Max Powers
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I Hate Republicans Until I Cash Their Checks

Sun, 01/19/2020 - 4:19pm
If there is one thing Jaime Abeytia likes to do it is rail against Republicans. Which cool. I do not care much for them either. Just cos' I am a Trumpista it does not mean I am a Republican. I mean phuck'em. But same with the Democrats...phuck'em. But this ain't... Max Powers
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Massage Therapy

Fri, 01/17/2020 - 7:16am
If you get a massage, and you do not look like this afterward, then you’re not doing it right: Max Powers
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Has Dee Given Up?

Thu, 01/16/2020 - 8:08am
I did think there for a minute maybe Mayor Dee Margo had a chance to win it this November given that 20 people are running against him. But maybe Dee himself does not think so. As someone pointed out in the comments section, Dee's facebook page was last updated back... Max Powers
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Not Straight Ticket

Wed, 01/15/2020 - 1:42pm
I know we won't have straight-ticket voting anymore, but it did not really hit me until yesterday. Yesterday I was talking to my grandmother she asked about some letter she received, and it was about absentee bailouts. Anyways in talking to her, she says she does not want to vote... Max Powers
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Calling It Now

Mon, 01/13/2020 - 2:26pm
Based on absolutely nothing, I am calling the race in Perez v Holguin for Perez. Vince will get 60+. No run-off. In the race between Tomatillo vs Ordaz Perez, I am calling it for Tomatillo. She is going to win. It is only the xenophobes who do not like Tomatillo.... Max Powers
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Veronica Escobar - IRGC Spokesperson

Mon, 01/06/2020 - 6:26am
I know Veronica Escobar cannot help herself. But I would just wish she would cool it on the whole vaporizing of Qassem Soleimani. He had it coming. If anything she should be pissed off because it took so long to send the motherfucker off into the next dimension. Here is... Max Powers
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El Paso Times Does Not Heart Claudia Ordaz Perez

Mon, 12/30/2019 - 1:17pm
I have said it before, and I will say it again, the El Paso Times will not be endorsing Claudia Ordaz Perez. Need proof? See this novel of an article published in the paper today - CLICK HERE. Before I go any further, this blog is a respecter of Eliza... Max Powers
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Karla Nieman - In Over Her Head?

Fri, 12/13/2019 - 10:56am
Say what you will about last City attorney, it at least appeared she kept things more or less under control. This one that Mayor Dee Margo wanted - against better judgement - seems like she is way in over her head. There are some people that I know that think... Max Powers
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Iliana's Problem

Tue, 12/10/2019 - 8:18am
So apparently Commissioner Vince Perez has to fend off not only Iliana Holguin, but ten other people as well? But let us not kid ourselves this is a race between Vince and Iliana. Again, Vince could have avoided this had he ran for County Judge or not crossed his political... Max Powers
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Beto and the Texas House Speaker's Race

Wed, 12/04/2019 - 7:21pm
I have said before that Joe Moody does not have a shot at being Speaker should the Texas House turn blue. But I might need to adjust that statement. He is still a long shot, but his odds have improved. Why? Beto O'Rourke. Look, Beto does not want to be... Max Powers
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Claudia Ordaz Perez -Thin-Skinned (UPDATE - Maybe?)

Wed, 12/04/2019 - 9:26am
UPDATE - DAVID K SAYS CLAUDIA DID NOT CALL HIM BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK SHE RIPPED OFF FINE MEXICAN CUISINE ESTABLISHMENT LOGO. Back in late October, I joked that Claudia Ordaz Perez's campaign logo looks a lot like the Taco Bell logo. Again, late October. And the only reason I even... Max Powers
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Filing Deadline and Other stuff

Mon, 12/02/2019 - 7:30am
Claudia Ordaz Perez - We are seven days shy of filing deadline and it looks like Cesar Blanco is going to waltz his way to the State Senate. Which would be bad news for Claudia Ordaz Perez. Because Blanco would then be free to help his candidate, Elisa Tomatillo. Now... Max Powers
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This Shit Works...

Fri, 11/22/2019 - 7:14am
Some - offline - have been kinda surprised at my recent pictures. Like, "Max, I know you were always HAWT, but how did you get hotter?!?!" I am paraphrasing. Well, some of you all that read this blog remember me back when I weighed about 160lbs soaking wet, a few... Max Powers
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Emma Acosta - Ethics Violation?

Mon, 11/18/2019 - 8:18am
I need y'alls help. I have been combing through City Representative-wannabe Will Veliz's campaign finance reports and for the life of me I cannot find expenses related to your former mayoral candidate, Emma Acosta. See for yourself - Download Veliz William R 8 DAY Download Veliz William R 8 DAY... Max Powers
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Cesar Blanco: Getting a walk?

Thu, 11/14/2019 - 7:03am
Time is ticking. As of today, you’re next state senator is Cesar Blanco (D-San Antonio). Apparently though, polling was done. By who? I dunno. But per that poll Blanco is “weak on the West Side.” So what does that mean? Sweet phuck all if nobody else announces. Is West Side-weak... Max Powers
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Where's Claudia?

Tue, 11/12/2019 - 8:01am
My future fiance Elisa Tomatillo is giving away pizzas and knocking on doors. Meanwhile, Claudia Ordez Perez is taking selfies with her treasurer. On paper, Claudia IS the more experienced candidate. But voters are not voting for pieces of paper. You can say all you want about Tomatillo being a... Max Powers
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Love and Politics

Tue, 11/05/2019 - 8:53pm
- - UPDATE - - EDITOR'S NOTE - (07/11/2019 16:15 EST) - FAT SHAMING IN THE COMMENTS SECTION IS A "NO, NO"!!! ----------------------------- It is interesting to see how couples are involved in this election cycle. You have Commissioner Vince Perez and his wife, Claudia Ordaz Perez, both running for... Max Powers
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Beto for Senate....TEXAS Senate!?!?

Mon, 11/04/2019 - 7:45am
Now that Beto has called it quits...what's a man to do? He has expressed no interest in running for US Senate again. But I cannot imagine him wanting to be a stay-home dad making burgers with English muffins when the kids get home from school. Not that there is anything... Max Powers
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Sucks To Be Dee Margo...and soon Claudia Order Perez

Fri, 11/01/2019 - 12:09pm
Oh, man. Poor Dee Margo. El Paso Times endorsed Cassandra Hernandez-Not Brown at his expense. Per your El Paso Times: "We do like that she is willing to express views contrary to those held by Margo. That makes Hernandez a good counter to the mayor." Well. As the mayoral race... Max Powers
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