WHO WOULD YOU SUPPORT FOR MAYOR OF EL PASO?
0% Cassandra Hernandez of District 3
0% Kim Jong-un of North Korea
91% A can of orange soda
9% None of the above
According to our scientific poll, El Paso voters feel that a can of orange Fanta would be the best candidate for Mayor among the choices above.
Yes, Cassandra is less popular than a soft drink purchased at your local 7-11 on the way back from the gym!
But hey, she can look at the bright side. Her popularity is the same as Kim Jong-un, the ruthless communist dictator of North Korea!
We look forward to her impending announcement to run for Mayor.
It will keep us especially busy…
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