My very dear Angela, The attempt of the scalawags to undermine and remove from his post your brave General Paxton in their kangaroo court has failed, and we shall return to the people’s business in a mannerable way in the near future! We shan’t soon forget what they hath done, however, and should we prevail in the next stage of this skirmish betwixt the chambers, I suspect we may see that jackanapes Phelan in a buck and gag afore long. Lieutenant Patrick hath indicated that he and some parlor soldiers are already well on their way toward mounting such an offensive, having done much to curry favor with Mister Tim Dunn and the other financiers.I’m certain that the struggle to which you were required to bear…
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